Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2013

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    I knew a guy that drove a Toyota…I kept asking him when he was going to get a Realota…..

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    chireef, ironically, when I didn’t know the language better, I used to pronounce that word fox….

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  almost 11 years ago

    Thought he would do it to the Xbox One, but that would be too much product placement :)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I had a friend who made that joke about a real ota or a full size ota every time he saw our heard about a Toyota… After awhile I wanted to bash him with a toy mallet… or a real mallet.. or a full size one. He also wondered why I washed my hair with fake poo, And why people drank fake pain…I started to understand people who don’t like puns..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
    Oh yeah… And he’d pick up the toothpaste and ask whether my teeth were falling out.

    I actually thought it was funny the first time. The second and fifteenth time… not so much.

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    Brian Fink  almost 11 years ago

    The tag line for Highlander II – “There should have only been one”

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    waycyber  almost 11 years ago

    Nah! “Only one, there can be.”

    He is indelible. Made in a factory in Germany 40 years ago. He is not alone. There are others like him, some plain, some fluorescent. For decades he has battled the forces of darkness, with cartridge paper his only refuge. He cannot dry, unless you take his cap, and with it his ink. In the end there can be only one. He is Stabilo Boss, the Highlighter.

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    rockngolfer  almost 11 years ago

    http://search.aol.com/aol/search?enabled_terms=&s_it=comsearch51&q=green+toy+yoda+lawsuit

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    Alicia1955  almost 11 years ago

    The caption should be “Only one can there be.”

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    katzenbooks45  almost 11 years ago

    Toothpaste: invented in Alabama because anywhere else it would have been called “teethpaste”. Ba-dum-bump!

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    Tirasmol  almost 11 years ago

    hahahaahahaaa

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    GR63, that’s funny and sad….

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    Mongo Wildman  almost 11 years ago

    Only one, can there be.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I love Toyota’s sports package on their pickups: TRD. as in “Hey, that guy drives a Toyota turd!”

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    codedaddy  almost 11 years ago

    Ever notice that “a toyota” spelled backward is still “a toyota”?

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    beegwoop  almost 5 years ago

    A blue lightsaber?

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