A variation of the old live in the now tale; in this case ADD style.A monk was being chased by two tigers. He came to the edge of a cliff. He looked back—the tigers were almost upon him. Noticing a vine leading over the cliff, he quickly crawled over the edge and began to let himself down by the vine. Then as he checked below, he saw two tigers waiting for him at the bottom of the cliff. He looked up and observed that two mice were gnawing away at the vine. Just then, he saw a beautiful strawberry within arm’s reach. He picked and enjoyed the best tasting strawberry in his whole life!
WoodEye almost 11 years ago
Maybe you could explain to Mister Rex that you need to run home for a minute!
bluskies almost 11 years ago
At times like this, it’s good to remember what’s important.
kzz almost 11 years ago
how do they do it? can’t count the times they had near death experiences
cdward almost 11 years ago
They’re just lulling it into a false sense of security. Yeah, that’s it.
Plods with ...™ almost 11 years ago
Squirrel!
J Short almost 11 years ago
A variation of the old live in the now tale; in this case ADD style.A monk was being chased by two tigers. He came to the edge of a cliff. He looked back—the tigers were almost upon him. Noticing a vine leading over the cliff, he quickly crawled over the edge and began to let himself down by the vine. Then as he checked below, he saw two tigers waiting for him at the bottom of the cliff. He looked up and observed that two mice were gnawing away at the vine. Just then, he saw a beautiful strawberry within arm’s reach. He picked and enjoyed the best tasting strawberry in his whole life!
mwlyons1955 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Coll under pressure. BC for Pres
Digital Frog almost 11 years ago
BC is at peace. He knows he’s about to experience Raptor.
jtviper7 almost 11 years ago
I’m waiting for Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner to show up…
montylc2001 almost 11 years ago
Stole that one from Star Trek, First Contact
Me3000 almost 11 years ago
the oven, would that be a fire?
pierreandnicole almost 11 years ago
Damn, I DID leave one of the burners on!!!! Thanks B C.
cheetahqueen almost 11 years ago
Cavemen got ovens!
tigerchik32 almost 11 years ago
Somehow I don’t think that’s their biggest problem.
boldyuma almost 11 years ago
B.C. says..“I’m not worried..I have Adidas shoes on..I don’t have to outrun the raptor..I only have to outrun you.”