two campers are out in the bush and one gets bitten by venomous snake on the tip of his member while urinating.his companion gets on his cellphone and calls the emergency room and the doctor tells him to quickly suck the venom out of the victim at the point of the bite.the companion turns to his friend and says:“the doctor says you goin’ to DIE!”
There’s only two steps to eternal life.Step one is to be absolutely truthful and never tell another lie.Step two, repeat after me: “I will say this sentence again tomorrow morning”
Steve Bartholomew almost 11 years ago
There’s always a catch.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
When I stop giving my wife a long, passionate kiss it’s time to disconnect my life support.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
two campers are out in the bush and one gets bitten by venomous snake on the tip of his member while urinating.his companion gets on his cellphone and calls the emergency room and the doctor tells him to quickly suck the venom out of the victim at the point of the bite.the companion turns to his friend and says:“the doctor says you goin’ to DIE!”
Chris Kenworthy almost 11 years ago
There’s only two steps to eternal life.Step one is to be absolutely truthful and never tell another lie.Step two, repeat after me: “I will say this sentence again tomorrow morning”
:)
Fogger_man almost 11 years ago
Hold on there, Wiz! Who says you have to stay married to Blanche?
xpurplezebra almost 11 years ago
I’d Blanch too!
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
i don’t think her boyfriend would approve
johnwalk almost 11 years ago
Awww
renrod001 almost 11 years ago
I’m with edclectic.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 11 years ago
For perfection, don’t say “check to see he’s really dead”Rather, word it, “First, make sure he’s really dead.”!(Not that I didn’t laugh anyway.)