Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2013
June 10, 2013
June 12, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: I'm sorry to bother you about Cobra, Breezy. It's just that there's nothing to blow up right now! Breezy: Oh. It's ok, Rip, I like listening to your voice. Rip: People always said I was crazy for loving a treacherous sociopath! But what else could I do? Get a minivan and move to the suburbs? I swear, I'll never fall in love again. Breezy: You know what, I actually hate your voice. Too deep and strapping.
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
Would someone please slap some sense into our hero since he can’t see the forest for the trees. Breezy, maybe you should just walk over there and kiss the big lug or write a love letter. Poor ole Rip is a typical male, Breezy a typical hottie and Cobra a typical b*%#@ch hottie.
mikkelh almost 11 years ago
Rip & Cobra forever!
Chithing Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’m still working on how a voice can be strapping, but if anyone’s voice can strap, I’m sure it’s Rip’s.
Fuddy Duddy almost 11 years ago
“. . .that’s what you get for all your trouble,so (at least until tomorrow) I’ll never fall in love again.”
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
You know, Breezy and Cobra kinda remind me of Betty and Veronica.(Forgive me Hooligans, if comparing the Haywires to the Archies is a sin.)
DorianKTB almost 11 years ago
Frankly, I’m beginning to think Breezy is too good for Rip! She deserves better! How about discovering Rip has a twin who looks like him, and Breezy marries him, like in Preston Sturges’ THE PALM BEACH STORY? (If you haven’t had the joy of this hilarious yet romantic screwball comedy, and you have TCM, do watch it on Saturday night on The Essentials!)