Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2013

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    hariseldon59  almost 11 years ago

    The ottoman often caused the collapse of Dick Van Dyke.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    Whoever was in the seat of power shouldn’t have taken it lying down.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Perhaps he could have couched it in more familiar terms…or maybe padded the description a bit

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    corzak  almost 11 years ago

    Pig wants to talk turkey, Goat.

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    When the Barcaloungers team up with the Davenports, they are unstoppable.

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    unnormal  almost 11 years ago

    I think Goat would have better conversations with Verne than Pig or Rat.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Ottodesu is an Otto man. I don’t know any Otto ladies.

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    michaelyukyuk  almost 11 years ago

    The ottomans were defeated because they were led by the Grand Divan…….who folded under just a little pressure.

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    Ottodesu  almost 11 years ago

    I thought I should make a comment today.

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    ulomz  almost 11 years ago

    I think this is really quite funny

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    Emmett Wayne  almost 11 years ago

    Only a Laz-Z-Boy could write a strip like today’s!

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    JudyAz  almost 11 years ago

    The ottomans lost because they were disarmed

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    the burser  almost 11 years ago

    What about the Great Collapse of Winterhold?

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    js  almost 11 years ago

    And its great Sofa King

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    Okay, okay; today’s Comments, otherwise known as Puns Gone Wild, have sated me! So I’ll just note that I don’t recall studying the Barcalounger Dynasty in history class—unless they where a collateral offshoot from old Hamilcar Barca, father of a more infamous son….

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    @Notsoastute—It caused a crisis at the United Nations when someone dropped the Thanksgiving Day dinner…it meant the fall of turkey and grease, & the breakup of china!

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    smoore47  almost 11 years ago

    These comments are the funniest series I have seen.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    No one seems to recall the invasion of the Mongol Horde, and it’s leader, Futon the slightly familiar. He claimed the country as his own, and pronounced himself King. Unfortunately, eating Turkish cuisine gave him severe gastric issues, and he spent most of his reign in the bathroom, which is why, to this day, toilets are referred to as Thrones.

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    Digital Frog  almost 11 years ago

    Silly Goat, you otto know by now.

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    Perkycat  almost 11 years ago

    I always say I learn a lot from the comics. Today, I have had quite the history lesson. Thanks! Great and funny (punny) comments today. Lots of laughs.

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    Edlcs2  almost 11 years ago

    He otto know better that Lazy Boy

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    Gokie5  almost 11 years ago

    I think that “tiny little sofas” is a lot funnier than “. . . that an empire built of footstools [or hassocks] would collapse.”

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 11 years ago

    LOL That pig! He’s such a hammock!

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    ProfessorKid  almost 11 years ago

    The La-Z-Boys could have conquered the Ottomans, but they lacked the motivation! ; ))

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    water_moon  almost 11 years ago

    There’s a game where “the Empire” is trying to take over the whole universe and a little kid reports about an airborne fortress by refering to a “flying footrest.” Without missing a beat my husband turned to me and said “They must be the Ottoman Empire.” it craked me up for a week….

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    Me3000  almost 11 years ago

    ok pig no more history classes in woodshop, at least untill they stop making furniture

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    lil dee360  almost 11 years ago

    I don’t get this

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    codedaddy  almost 11 years ago

    Lots of word play today, but there were NO PUNS that I could find. Folks please Google it if you don’t understand it!

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