FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 01, 2013
June 29, 2013
July 02, 2013
Transcript:
Peter: Holy cow! That fertilizer Dad used is amazing! I mowed this entire lawn while Mom was at the grocery store, just like she asked, and it's growing right back! It's incredible! Absolutely incredible! Andy: Your story? I agree. Peter: I mean, even this wilting dandelion grew back!
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
That must be some fertilizer — Peter’s spreading it on quite thick!
Zero-Gabriel almost 11 years ago
@Peter
Just poison the real grass lawn and lay down a plastic lawn, problem solved, no more future mowing…
Dkram almost 11 years ago
That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it..\\//_
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
You keep mowin’It keeps growin’…
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
“Why, why it’s as if it wasn’t even mowed at all!”
Doctor11 almost 11 years ago
Sorry, Peter, but your story doesn’t hold up.
scyphi26 almost 11 years ago
If I thought it would work, I’d have tried this story.