FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 14, 2013

For someone who’s suppose to really smart Jason can be really stupid.

I have a friend who is a certified genius, but I swear that he could get himself locked in a convertible with the top down!

I’ve said it often, book smarts and street smarts are two very different things!

Just stop treating the pool for a couple months, they’ll be all kinds of things crawling out of it!

Look in the storm drain…

Well, speaking as a wildlife photographer, I know places where you might find alligators in your pool, even in some well developed areas. I rarely see them, but black bears live in my yard. Jason may seem foolish, but with patience and training you can find all sorts of wildlife in urban areas, from raccoons to the occasional visiting mountain lion. Jason would have much better luck at morning or evening twilight.

Jason is smart in math, but he’s pretty much an idiot at everything else.

Genius does NOT = common sense.

The problem with common sense is it isn’t. – Ben Franklin.

The problem with common sense is it isn’t. – Ben Franklin.

I saw a contestant on “Are you smarter than a fifth grader?” Came on, bragged about how she had all these honor classes, etc. and when she chose the first grade grammar question, she flunked. Couldn’t even get out of the starting gate.

If Jason and Marcus want to see crocodiles, they should go to the jungle.

Look at Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory, genius but an idiot in anything having to do with every day life.