Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 07, 2013
July 06, 2013
July 08, 2013
Transcript:
TV: The count is 3 and 2, bases loaded... Here's the pitch... Ball four! He walks in tying the run! Ralph: Dagnabbit! June: I should have never come in the room! Every time I watch, the team loses! Ralph: Believe me, Honeybunch, it has nothing to do with you! The team doesn't know you exist, much less when you're watching them on TV! You really don't have that much power, you know! TV: ... And now a grand slam has broken the game wide open! Ralph: Will you please get out of here before we fall out of the pennant race?!!
WoodEye almost 11 years ago
My wife has the same effect, except she wants to change the channel and stay.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
She must have been watching the Red Sox today. Seriously, up 7-3 in the 9th and you lose?
Plods with ...™ almost 11 years ago
I stopped watching the Cubs games and they’re still losing..So you can’t blame it on me.
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Cubs are coolCubs spelled sideways is Bucs
Dr. Midnight almost 11 years ago
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
Rainfoot almost 11 years ago
This is how I feel when I watch Cleveland play, well any sport.
Wally Cup Of Joe almost 11 years ago
Yesterday had a problem with lineup.
Frederick Barnett Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My mother’s that way with LSU. Any time she watches them, they play poorly. If she gets disgusted and turns them off, they start playing better.
aint_lost almost 11 years ago
she really is a good woman. RUNS when she’s told!
garyx39 almost 11 years ago
Fortunately my wife likes baseball as much as I do, and yells at the TV more than me!