Hello Everybody.
Thank you for inviting me to open the annual stalker convention
I cannot see any of you out there, but I can hear your breathing - loud an clear
His speech ends with the ever encouraging maxim: “Every breath you take… every move you make… every bond you’ll break… every step you take…. I’ll be watching you”….
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Speeches come with the standard “ice breaker”….-—Of course, this is more “situational irony”…..or is it more “comedic coincidence”?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Does this mean Horace is a stalking horse?
J Short almost 11 years ago
A thanks to whoever wrote on my windshield in lipstick, “I LOVE YOU.”
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
His speech ends with the ever encouraging maxim: “Every breath you take… every move you make… every bond you’ll break… every step you take…. I’ll be watching you”….
kendallclark1973 almost 11 years ago
Yes, I hear heavy breathing… and I swear I just heard a couple camera shutters go off.
InTraining almost 11 years ago
Horace forgot his sunglasses……! ! !
Ermine Notyours almost 11 years ago
There should be a couple of people in the audience, people who put groceries on the shelves. Then they say, “Oh, we’re at the wrong convention!”
bmonk almost 11 years ago
He may be paranoid, but I’ll bet they are following him.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Here’s an opening joke for you, Horace:“A guy walks into a bar, but nobody knows he’s there until it’s too late.”
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Last Christmas my stalking was filled with coal.