Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 14, 2013

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Speeches come with the standard “ice breaker”….-—Of course, this is more “situational irony”…..or is it more “comedic coincidence”?

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Does this mean Horace is a stalking horse?

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    J Short  almost 11 years ago

    A thanks to whoever wrote on my windshield in lipstick, “I LOVE YOU.”

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    His speech ends with the ever encouraging maxim: “Every breath you take… every move you make… every bond you’ll break… every step you take…. I’ll be watching you”….

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    kendallclark1973  almost 11 years ago

    Yes, I hear heavy breathing… and I swear I just heard a couple camera shutters go off.

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    InTraining  almost 11 years ago

    Horace forgot his sunglasses……! ! !

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 11 years ago

    There should be a couple of people in the audience, people who put groceries on the shelves. Then they say, “Oh, we’re at the wrong convention!”

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    bmonk  almost 11 years ago

    He may be paranoid, but I’ll bet they are following him.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    Here’s an opening joke for you, Horace:“A guy walks into a bar, but nobody knows he’s there until it’s too late.”

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    Last Christmas my stalking was filled with coal.

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