Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 08, 2013

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    The “Unhappy Meal”.

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    tuna1  almost 11 years ago

    You want fries with that?

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    Linux0s  almost 11 years ago

    “Eat in or take out?”“Yes”

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    Linux0s  almost 11 years ago

    Wow, that country must be right down the street.

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    Marv Walker  almost 11 years ago

    Oh. So that’s where that serve yourself joint down the street called “Used To Be 5 Guys” came from.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 11 years ago

    I see FIVE GUYS, but no burgers and fries!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Out Of Business sale starts today!! . . . ☻

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    CartoonServices.Com  almost 11 years ago

    He needs to cut down on the suites!

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    xpurplezebra  almost 11 years ago

    Highly nutritious and extra fiber in the peelings.

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    ossiningaling  almost 11 years ago

    An hour later, he’ll want some Mo.

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    KatD Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Got lunch from there today.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 11 years ago

    I once attended a meeting where the icebreaker involved saying our name and our favorite place to eat. I said, “My name is Ghidra, and my favorite place to eat is downtown Tokyo.” They got it after a moment.

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    K M  almost 11 years ago

    And their burgers are terrible. First time I walked into one, a sign hanging over the order counter proclaimed, “WE PROUDLY SERVE ALL BURGERS WELL DONE.” I thought, “Great, you take joy is inflicting hockey pucks upon your customers!” Been in there twice, once as a favor to some schoolkids I knew who were doing a fundraiser out of there. Still sucked. I can get a better burger — orders of magnitude better — at the seafood joint next door. No lie. And here’s the bad part: Proving that Americans have no taste when it comes to food, they keep getting voted “best burger” in their various markets. Who are they paying to get these ratings!? Cause their burgers sure as hell don’t measure up!

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