Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for May 29, 2013

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    Perkycat  almost 11 years ago

    The last thing I need is to enhance my midsection.

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    will  almost 11 years ago

    I’ve already used many six packs to enhance my midsection.

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    comedynut  almost 11 years ago

    you would not be able to see the AB Pack under my midsection.

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    hippogriff  almost 11 years ago

    With one of those, you can bend an elbow, but not your waist.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 11 years ago

    If dumb was dirt, he be about an acre.

    Will Rogers (?)
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    hippogriff  almost 11 years ago

    The Life I Draw Upon: If not I would guess Jim Hightower or maybe Molly Ivins, two more political commentators who hid their intelligence behind a folksy image in order to prove it. Although either might use the subjunctive to prove they could.

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