Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 18, 2013
May 17, 2013
May 19, 2013
Transcript:
verne: you're not a drummer?...but our craigslist ad specifically said, "previous experience a must." drummer auditions. duck: I have lots of previous experience...as a duck. I've been a duck all my life.... duck: It's hard being a duck...with the flying and paddling and the avoiding being killed and mounted above a 60 in lcd wide screen playing "duck dynasty." duck: I really hate those guys. hammy: ahhhh. poor duck. verne: It's just drums...if ringo can do it, the duck can. rj: next!
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firedome almost 11 years ago
hey, now, verne…don’t go dissing ringo! you want bad drummers? consider all of the ones who plodded their way through some of those aor recordings beack in the early to mid ’70’s. they didn’t even try to do anything special!
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Hammie: “Butt bongos count. Duck, can you do butt bongos?”
KEA almost 11 years ago
They could just get a drum machine like everybody else. …and Ringo was (is?) a first-rate drummer.
Keith Messamer almost 11 years ago
I don’t think you want someone as straitlaced as an anti-Duck Dynasty person as your drummer.
Prattaratt almost 11 years ago
Maybe a story arc involving an outraged Ringo is coming up?
captainofgondor almost 11 years ago
anyone can drum, if Keith Moon could. The guy had such a volatile mix of chemicals on any given day, it’s a wonder he could walk.
the burser almost 11 years ago
I love Duck Dynasty.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
You want a drummer? get Carmen Appice.