In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 18, 2013

The Man With The Laser Arm ( Part 2 )

Cannon, unless Ker-Pow is the sound of music.

Hurry up and sign him before the NRA does.

I don’t think I’d want him on my team. It wouldn’t be a game.

definitely don’t let him sign you

I think I’ll pass on being his catcher.

You’re correct. Laser vision and a canon for an arm. Well, it was late at night and I was just finishing that nightcap….

Oh sure… great pitcher, but how does he bat?

One trick pony, all he’s got is a fast ball.