The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 21, 2013

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    leakysqueaky712  almost 11 years ago

    I have a better idea………..they should all shove a “renuzit” up their……………….

    Good Morning All

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    mikie2  almost 11 years ago

    I’m with Leaky on this. 50# of activated charcoal changed daily might help. And we haven’t even begun to talk about Jerry. Reminds me of the story of the woman who used a pine freshener and asked what her hubby thought. His reply, “Smells like someone sh*t a pine tree.”Marlene is going to wash her hands after cooking? She could be the next Typhoid Mary.Late comment from yesterday, Burl has an exclusive franchise on wasting his time and brooks no territortial infringement.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    The notes are still tucked into the top edge of the wall-mounted phone….but the phone…. the phone… is …. gone!!

    Maybe there was one inane conversation too many…maybe the loud shrill voices started to give it permanent heartburn….

    Maybe it couldn’t take Burl telling one more knock-knock joke and forgetting the punch line…

    Or, it decided that next time Joy called Marlene for her recipe for Campbell’s soup, it was heading for the hills.

    It ripped its own cord out… the poor thing….Jumped off the wall, and ran as fast as its little plastic feet could carry it….

    Run, little phone!Someone, somewhere, will connect with you.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    “Price nickels.”

    Joy, I can get you a great deal….instead of paying 5¢ each… give me $3 and I’ll give you 50!

    5 pairs of glasses but 4 don’t count.

    Morning, Crustwoodians!

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    finale  almost 11 years ago

    Dale Shemp- the only person lower on the chain than Burl.

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    ChucklinChuck  almost 11 years ago

    Find it was tough for me today (fifth pair). Almost gave up.

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    InTraining  almost 11 years ago

    Ha Ha ….Good one DALE….! ! ! .Is that a tiny pair of glasses on the table by Marlene’s left elbow…? ? ? ?

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    imnormal  almost 11 years ago

    We know from last week Joy likes the lingering essence of Burl in his favorite room, no air freshner is needed.

    And for the match suggestion, be careful, with Burl or Dale I suspect an explosion might result from a conentration of methane gas. A candle would be safer so it burns it off as it accumulates and simply causes a flash fire down to the source.

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I got stuck on “go outside.” That would just gross out the neighbors.

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    Yes, the phone was the first thing I noticed and probably DID self distruct.

    Wondered if Dale was suggesting an outhouse.

    Pop ups? Poptarts? I don’t know much on that stuff.

    Price of nickels? She should go with Susan’s offer!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Today’s comments were good for laughs. My inlaws would just open the door to the loo and walk out. Apparently they had no sense of smell. But we all did!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    lately my comments are being printed twice, anybody know why?

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    leakysqueaky712  almost 11 years ago

    One of the shopping channels sells something called poo pourri.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    PacoPuddy… NO!!!

    I hope that was just a decoy phone…I need to believe the Pennys’ phone is running free now….In the hands of someone who calls Europe and talks about Art and Philosophy….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    2Old…. In most case only you will see the doubling, and usually only when you click “refresh comments.”

    If you refresh the whole page, in your browser, which means reloading everything after the first 15 comments, you’ll see that your duplicates have been removed.

    Don’t try to remove them yourself, as that will delete BOTH copies, cos one is sort of a mirage.

    There’s another kind of duplication going on… where it sometimes multiplies some of the lines inside one comment…even if you delete and re-paste, it comes back.

    I haven’t solved that one yet.

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