Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 30, 2013

Is that the old soft shoe? The summat shuffle? What’s that slo-motion move Andy’s making sloly?

Don’t forget NOOOORRRRRMMM!

As soon as he offered to buy Andy a drink, he ceased to be boring.

@Number SixNice classic, nice Bloodhounds! Although I thought coffee was common and tea is more classy.@beviekI notice you mentioned throwed rolls yesterday. I wonder if the restaurant in the bootheel that used to serve them is still there? I was there a long time ago. (Later there was one in the Ozarks, too, know. I remember Jay Leno once was commenting about that after he’d visited it, and seemed baffled by the entire concept!) I don’t seem to remember just which neck of Missouri you call home. Have you ever been to Kansas City?

He’s a slippery one, that Andy.

Earl Grey, Hot, for me please. Wish I had that computer thingy on Star Trek to do the job.

The microwave will have to do.

Better than coffee for me.

The old Sarge

From our Rocky Mountain High Man (who isnt – high that is).Beer MogulsIs that anything like beer goggles ?

I love stories that slope into a free full glass !..Horst Hrubbisch said, about 8 draughts ago

Obviously Frasier had Andy at “Let me buy you a drink.”

Don’t use the word “buy” around Andy, that includes ‘by’, ‘bi’ or ‘bye’…… unless you have deep pockets and either a generous or weak nature.

Triple Strength Tuesday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

HI DRY!

For 997:

Hey Dry, when I started drinking Rolling Rock, I lived in Texas and it was an import and sort of expensive. I only drink beer when its hot and I have been doing yard work. But when I do, its Rolling Rock or Corona, Hope you are doing well!@Bevlol…thanks for backing me up!!

One can always copy the info and open ‘going analogue’. Often that means a larger resolution.

@ μαντείο . . . anyways having both sides numbed caused a spot of panic. Accelerating to clear an intersection, i got winded an was going into debt [Looking 1/3 Tommy Walker at-the-time]… Had to grab my jaw, literally literally, with a free-Hand and pull open. seriously. Not enough panic to worry about tho; more-like fun.

@Number SixWe in the colonies always tend to associate British tea with British class. Is there such a huge difference between tea at tea-time and tea with dinner? I never knew that. I also never knew about caffeine interfering with iron intake. (Here in the colonies we have a fad for putting caffeine into all KINDS of stuff, and not just the so-called “energy” drinks, but even jellybeans, potato chips, and gum! There was an article in my morning paper about it. I might see if I can put some of the article in a comment in here. I think the entire world SHOULD shudder if too many Americans get too hopped up on caffeine…….)

what a free drink will do

Rocky Mountain Man Says:

.Compute-ah !  Earl Grey, hot !

.Number Six said, 13 tea strainers ago

I sometimes have Dajeeling in the mornings too. Subtle and refreshing!

That’s *Dar*jeeling, but we wont quibble. ..beviek said, about 15 watered down gases ago

Hey G

Here’s a prank call just for you

Brent said he was comin’ over there and open a can of good ol’ fashin country asswhuppin…… just soon as he gits dun robbin’ the rest’rant.

HI Back, Linda Dean, Yep Corona Extra is good drinking, but Rolling Rock, not so much, IMHO! LOL! Dos Equis is pretty darn good too! And Blue Moon. I equate Rolling Rock, with, as a friend of mine would say, “drinking warm pi—!”

Not that I ever did, of course!

If you guys like prank calls, check out Willie P. Richardson. His wife does them, too. You’ll pee yourself.