Pickles by Brian Crane for May 04, 2013

He’s lucky she didn’t cut his nose off.

Fastest snips in the west!

I hate out of control eye brows. I often get them trimmed when I get my hair cut.

Pity any terrorists break in there.

Ah, the elder years. When men have to cut them off and women have to draw them on!

Those two hairs need to grow long enough to join the combed over or down stuff.

If Earl and Opal were a real couple, they would have divorced by now.

Know what grows hair? Tears, boogers & earwax. Mix it all together & rub on your head – works for me.

LOL LOL… Hilarious!

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I thought that she was going after his ear hair.

I hope those are ‘safety scissors’. Jeez.

Oh Yurick, can you not see what she has done to you ?No I guess not.

Roscoe’s thinking that every since that fateful ride inthe car years ago he doesn’t want to even hear the wordscissors….(n’est ce pas ..snip…snip?)