Pickles by Brian Crane for May 03, 2013

Just ask your mother Nelson. She mighttell you.

Nelson is good at reading between the lines.

Very perceptive child! :-)

Not revealing one’s age is either vanity or avoiding reality – neither is a good thing.

The trick is that when people ask how old you are, if you are in the 60’s, add at least 15 or 20 years. People will be amazed at how good you look for your age.

I’ve never understood why people get hootsy about telling their age. It’s just a number.

I’m as old as my tongue and slightly older than my teeth.

Eeeew! In any case, she’s old enough to know better than to sip off the spoon and then stick it back in the soup!

I’m older than I ever was before, and I’m younger than I’ll ever be again.

Never ask my mom she will never say.

How old am I? To a tree, I am very old. To a mountain, I am very young. To a person, I just about right.

And also ‘Never ask a lady her age!’

LOL xxx

u got it

I don’t mind aging. I’m already starting to get ‘senior’ discounts.

My mother was never one to hold back her age so I’m not one either.

How am I old? I haven’t the foggiest idea. In spite of blacklists and daggers in my back, I am still here, 55 years with my original wife, reasonably good health for 80, and haven’t sold out yet. Praise God and vote Green.

We are 75 & 78, We thank God, we are in fair health, also with original wife 55 years. Damn if we will vote green. We got to clean up after our selves, or should be fined. Pot smokers and liberals, had a big smoke out in S.F. they left a huge mess behind. No more parties until they pay for clean up.(our opinion)

hippogriff and jim murph, congrats on your ages, wedding years, and good health! I’m 59 and hope I will stay healthy to reach your ages! In mind and body both!