Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 26, 2013

Unless, of course, you have allergies…

Your meals!

God. my allergies! Cutting grass is the kiss of doom! Which is why I have the wife cut the grass. Achoo! Thank you. Thank you. Now back to the nap, which is already in progress.

@somebodyshort: Good call, but somehow I would picture Max rather than Wally as Kilroy. ;-)

Clunk!? Not another Boba Fett action figure?? Mind your leg!! Don’t be another Adam!

That’s Wally just enjoying himself watching Holly work for a change.

Paid?!?!? That’s your portion of the expenses!

@Holly

If you don’t want to deal with the lawn… move into an apartment building.

But if you do have a lawn… get a fake grass carpet or get Lawn-Mower-Tracker you can ride in… it much more FUN!!

And the smell of freshly cut grass is so much sweeter when someone else is cutting it!

Did Holly shoot her mouth off again?

For that I have no idea Holly.

Just knowing you have a world and life to mow the lawn on a Sunday – Memorial Day Weekend is pay enough..right

I had to use an old push mower that was so rusty it was a chore to push it up the driveway, much less do the front yard. A power mower would have been so great!

Wally get a self-propelled mulching push mower and throw away the rake. It’s worth it.

I mowed our grass in circles around our flag pole. Another time I mowed it in diagonals. Our neighbor, who did not like to be “bested”, began mowing his lawn in different directions. My parents got a real hoot out of it.

Just mowed my lawn this past weekend. What a coincidence!