Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 18, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey there, Rat. Did you hear goat practicing his singing? He's taking voice lessons. Rat: I did. He really has a golden voice. Goat: You think? Rat: Yea. It sounds like gold bricks being hurled down a flight of stairs. Pig: So that's what that expression means. Goat: No. Rat: What's that you say?
Bilan almost 11 years ago
But noise-cancelling headphones is golden.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Please hurl those gold bricks down my flight of stairs.
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
Why did Rat’s baby bookie have to take a nap just as he was about to give Rat a well-deserved bat up side the head yesterday?
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
All those who want to see Paris Goat head-butt that little rodent, say Aye.:Aye.
DGWillie almost 11 years ago
From an old Stan Freberg radio show: “You need to stand further from the mike.”“How much further?”“Cleveland.”
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
I’m sure Rat has a lot of experience in goldbricking.
Ida No almost 11 years ago
If Goat is auditioning for Hammie’s band, he doesn’t need voice lessons, he just has to remember the words to “Clamp Down”.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Sometimes silence can be grey, no?
emjaycee almost 11 years ago
I thought the phrase was ’Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver"?
Snoopy_Fan almost 11 years ago
“Can you sing tenor? Ten or twelve miles away?”
rolleg almost 11 years ago
Aye.
jmartin1955 almost 11 years ago
Love Pig
marshalljpeters Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I like all the ideas of how to tell someone to leave.@SherlockWatson: I’d have to hear Goat before I vote on that issue. It’s the variety of characters that make this strip so good.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
I and I
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Rat wants Paris to sing “Behind Closed Doors”…not Charlie Rich’s song!
RACerri32 almost 11 years ago
AYE, AYE!!
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Have YOU tried singing, Rat?
LOL xxx
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
Rat only says that because he hates that Goat sound good while his own voice makes dogs howl in pain.
I Go Pogo almost 11 years ago
Nice to know goat’s available if Stevie Nicks needs a stand-in.
fartboy57 almost 11 years ago
Please get Zebra off that #&^%$*!! island !!!
imbaldeagle almost 11 years ago
Don’t let Rat get your Goat.
bmonk almost 11 years ago
Never thought I’d see Rat goldbricking.