FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 05, 2013
April 28, 2013
May 12, 2013
Transcript:
Paige: What's this? Morton: It's my signed nondisclosure agreement. It prohibits me from publicly divulging any information about our relationship. Paige: We don't HAVE a relationship. Morton: Not, yet, but if somehow we ever did and I told anyone, under the terms of this NDA I'd owe you a billion dollars. In this era of social media, knowing who you can trust to keep private matters private is increasingly important. I though you'd take some comfort in knowing that my discretion is now contractually guaranteed. Allow me to demonstrate. Pretend you were to say something like "Morton, I secretly love you. You are the hottest guy in the school and especially the robotics club. Let's make out behind the physics lab." Watch how quiet I'd keep it. Oh, wait, I guess you'd need to actually say if for the demo to work. Paige: Morton, dream on! Morton: No, no, it's Morton...I...secretly... Dr. Ling: Did one of you kids drop this $1 billion I.O.U.?
Arbitrary almost 11 years ago
Paige and Morton are both freshman in high school. They’re roughly the same age. In fact it’s possible Morton is either older than she is or is in the advanced classes because he and Peter share several.
kittenpah almost 11 years ago
It is the rare young lady that recognizes the promise of a young geek. My wife has found it very rewarding.
Fogger_man almost 11 years ago
I was wondering where Morton was going to get a billion dollars???
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That’s one I.O.U. that will never be paid.
Rickapolis almost 11 years ago
Jeez, named ‘Morton’ and covered with acne. Hope he invents something to make himself rich. I don’t see many babes in his immediate future.
Doctor11 almost 11 years ago
Sorry, not going to happen, Morton.
jnik23260 almost 11 years ago
Exactly! Where’s Peter and Marcus?
Kapus almost 11 years ago
That guy in the last panel looks like Eugene. Maybe it’s his dad?
Pinkyrocket over 6 years ago
morton looks like the teacher
LeviticusTheLanky about 1 year ago
im a freshman and i have lots of classes with sophmores juniors and seniors like science and band and geography and none of those are advanced/