Monty by Jim Meddick for May 02, 2013
Transcript:
Ok, my friend... How'd you like that blast of Metallica? I'm gonna randomly crank my iPod all night, and we'll see if a little sleep deprivation makes you more cooperative... Next morning... Wake up. Wake up. Zzz zzz... Huh? Did he talk? I kinda gave up around 2:30 when it dawned on me that I've never actually seen an aunt sleeping in the first place...
Varnes almost 11 years ago
I’ve never seen that either, but my uncle would drink a few beers and he’d be out…..
NormanBates almost 11 years ago
Well, if the song of Metallica chosen is “Nothing Else Matters” I’d sleep me too.
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
By golly, the ant is still there. Serious question here: Do ants hear? I thought they communicated by scent and sight.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Varnes…. that was so awful it’s almost a good thing nobody got it.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
had a Aunt, and she lived alone…now you want to talk ugly?
billyruffian almost 11 years ago
Metallica? Just start up a Justin Bieber loop and that ant won’t stop talking…
Chalkeye almost 11 years ago
“randomly crank”.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 11 years ago
Enter Sandman seems like the obvious choice.
waykirk almost 11 years ago
What would the people from PETA say? People for the ethical treatment of ants?
Don’t let it bug ya!
Metallica? Sounds like a cat in a blender to an old rock and roller like the old Sarge who played with a lot of well known acts in the late fifties to the early seventies.
The old guitar pickin’ Sarge and his Telecaster
pokeystick 7 months ago
Yes, the ant is still there. It didn’t walk away. Why not?Hmm.. is ‘walk’ the right word? Or crawl? Or.. hmm.. EEK!