Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 19, 2013

Okay. He lost his waitperson job at the restaurant, and Sam’s too old to need a babysitter. He’d best think up some other reason for B.D. to take him back in!

Oh, drug lord. That makes more sense. I thought Zonker was going to be a drag lord. (Drag lady?)

I thought child care professionals took care of children, but for Zonker it seems to mean a professional child in need of care.

What a freaky week this has been. An explosion by terrorist in Boston. An accidental explosion in Texas. This morning it looks like they are on lockdown in Mass. They have shot one of the bombers. And no, I don’t think any of this will be in a doonesbury strip necessarily.

Amen to that!

Yeah, that’s real life. Woops, it’s getting in to these comments though. NOOoooooooo………….

Why?

Zonker, quit while you’re behind!

He’s close. As a British title holder, he’s a drugged lord.

Lord Sensimilla, Fifth Earl of Red Bud OBE, KG, GCB, KGB, OMG, LSMFT

Sam has a personality. Did you miss the whole arc where she and Lord Zonk went to the royal wedding in hopes she could catch Prince Harry’s eye, only to have her hopes crushed by the much showier girls who were doing the same thing?

Why do those of you in favor of legal pot think it will be grown exclusivly by small “mom and pop” farmers? Just imagine what big tabacco and govt. regulations are going to do.

@simpsonfan2: In order to be the former, you often have to become the latter.

In order to be the farmer, you have to stop being the (free) loader … sorry, never mind.

…or get busted for drunk driving.

This is interesting, if true>>>>>>>>>>>Once again you take an untrue and unproven assertion to bolster your ideological hatred and paranoid disinformation ! GoComix apparently won’t stop you venomous diatribes and you revel in castigation. What a sad and pathetic person you have devolved into.

You can say any nonsense you want; it’s still a free country. .Anybody with me on the swat teams in Boston are really just confiscating everybody’s guns?

Yeah, one person, one vote unless you need to suppress the ones who won’t vote your way; And if their side still wins, there’s Sharron Angle’s “Second Amendment Soultion”. Right?

It must be lonely, there in the vast emptiness of your head You claim that there is voter fraud on a grand scale, yet you cite no proof. You claim that a democratically elected president is a usurper, yet there is no proof. Remember BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA is YOUR PRESIDENT, whether you like it or not.

Sorry, NG, re my comment on swat teams picking up guns: irony doesn’t translate well on social media. As someone said, we need an irony/sarcasm font.