Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 15, 2013

Fifth panel….Mr. Piffles, with all four paws clamps on to her face and changes her mind….

I know a CPA who had a client who actually did this.

So, maybe I should refile, again?

My cat has her (our) own VISA card.

Hey, it happens all the time. Why, only last year …

LMAO….

If that flies how much does a crazy cat lady get back?

Guess what? Now we’re all gonna move to Ireland!

Speaking as a crazy cat lady, the tax refund should almost equal our psychiatric bills.

Oh, Uho, someone is not going to get to walk today; then leftovers will be lean….

Americans spend over 6 billion hours and almost $170 billion dollars a year fooling with income taxes. About 60 percent hire accountants or attorneys to do their taxes and another 30 percent use tax software.

No Kidding. And you never get a return ! The Irish Government still owes me a tax return from 1968.

Our house came with an outdoor cat …. she runs the place… eats us out of house and home, makes money on the side running a cathouse out of the garage and drives a Cooper Mini because she can reach the peddles ….. has a CPA do her taxes.

There was a Congress critter that was recently trying to get pets recognized as dependents that we could write off. I dunno what happened to the idea, or the guy. But I do very much consider my friend to be a dependent and very much part of my family. She’s the best! (no, I’ve never claimed her on anything… no worries)

@Omnius said,“The biggest tax cheats are republicans, they don’t believe in sharing.”

My 401(k) is about to run dry in another <2 years. I didn’t die before I thought I would. Could I come over to your house and “share”? I’m sure we could work something out, even with me as a Republican bunkie… we could find a common ground.

Taxes. A six-letter four-letter word meaning “to suck the life out of working stiffs every year even after paying out through their paychecks all year with highly-fluid laws, impossibly complex forms, and equations that only someone with a Ph.D. in mathematics could understand.”

1 1/2 to 2% of those earning over one million dollars pay no taxes. They are included in the 47%.

I bet Captain Eddie claims Pauly as a dependant AND a business partner

@Omnius:

The dead in Chicago vote Dem.

Repubs contribute more to charity than Dems who want to feel good by spending other people’s money. Repubs also like to know who’s getting the money.

May not be for the Feds, but it depends on the state where you live for a state refund that will cover the Feds.

Gaurd dogs count, but only if trained for it, and it’d have to be pro-rated as your home office is.

They should give the cat a human name, and claim it as a child dependent…The expenses are about the same… except for clothing an’ educating the human child…Cats seem to be born with all the ‘clothing’ and all the education they’ll ever need…