New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 07, 2013

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    The secret of Life is that Mikey didn’t really like it; he was just paid to eat it.

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    pcolli  almost 11 years ago

    Better rebuild the Earth and this time keep away all Golga Frincham contaminants and Vogons. I wonder who actually ASKED the ultimate question. Oh, hang on; I’ve just been summoned by some white mice.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 11 years ago

    thought the meaning of life is love or 3. or, you get out of bed, walk around, and go back to bed.

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    drbob456x  almost 11 years ago

    Good to see Emperor Norton I emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico out and about:http://www.carsonquest.com

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    tcreole  almost 11 years ago

    As an editor, I have to say the meaning of life is knowing how to spell “emperor.”

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    wndrwrthg  almost 11 years ago

    The meaning of life? A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and a big fat doobie, oh, and some cheese, maybe some Fritos, Fritos are good, with cottage cheese, and grapes, I like grapes, milk, you have to have milk, and Snickers bars, they’re good too. Pizza, I almost forgot pizza, Oh, and Nacho Cheese Doritos with Kraft Tartar Sauce as a dip, watermelon would be nice and….

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    Linguist  almost 11 years ago

    humanity i love you because you would rather black the boots of success than enquire whose soul dangles from his watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both

    parties and because you unflinchingly applaud all songs containing the words country home and mother when sung at the old howard

    humanity i love you because when you’re hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink and when you’re flush pride keeps

    you from the pawn shops and because you are continually committing nuisances but more especially in your own house

    humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in your pants and forgetting it’s there and sitting down

    on it and because you are forever making poems in the lap of death humanity

    i hate you

    e.e.cummings

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    lemon868  almost 11 years ago

    Thanks, linguist—I love ee cummings

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    Kali39  almost 11 years ago

    Six by nine is 54. So, Arthur was right all along: There is something fundamentally wrong with the universe…

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