Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 02, 2013

Wow, crying babies are Kryptonite to Rat?…WE now know his weakness…Although I understand it is a little risky to mess with him….

Rat should have given BB his beer to make him go to sleep.

Makes me wonder why people actually want those things.

made Rat go poopie on his pillow….rats!

I’m surprised BB didn’t call on his cousin Guido…or Seamus…or Stanislaus…or Pedro…or Leroy…or Pierre…etc

There’s room in the Village for one more…

I think baby just told rat to change his poopy diaper or pay up.

Yep. The baby won. Indians defeated them, 6-0

If wailing BB didn’t work next step was “smothering smug Mommy” paying Rat a visit.

Rat doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who’d bet on a Philly team. I might consider starting if any of them could start winning.

Hey Steph how is Zebra gonna get away from Larry on that tiny island?

I hope you haven’t been put on diaper duty lately, Rat.

LOL xxx

Worse to sit next to on a bus – screaming baby or big sweaty fat guy?

The ‘waaaaa’ that rocks the cradle rules the world.

that would not have worked on me. I think Stephan is telling us something heh heh.

Rat spilled his beer. That’s some serious baby crying $h!t

I actually like the Phillies more than the Indians.