Reminds me of the joke about a guy who, when asked what one thing he would like to have on a deserted island, responded “The largest donor to my university. Nobody would care about me, but when the alumni office noticed his donation was missing, they’d spare no effort to find him!”
jsab0 about 11 years ago
Whoosh!!
That’s the sound of this joke going over my head.
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
don’t fret. it’s hilarious, and will become more so as you age.
fishbulb239 about 11 years ago
It is remarkable how effectively they can track you down. Eerie and bit creepy, actually.
Nick Danger about 11 years ago
I would have gone with student loan bill…
CoBass about 11 years ago
Reminds me of the joke about a guy who, when asked what one thing he would like to have on a deserted island, responded “The largest donor to my university. Nobody would care about me, but when the alumni office noticed his donation was missing, they’d spare no effort to find him!”