Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 09, 2013

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    Peabody-Martini  about 11 years ago

    Leopold has such a way of putting things in perspective.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  about 11 years ago

    Sunscreen – lots and lots and lots of sunscreen.

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    Sisyphos  about 11 years ago

    Is that blueberry, Leopold? Or poisonberry? I’ll have a piece, too. (Not a vampire; just not a beach attraction. Sigh. )

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    WebSpider  about 11 years ago

    Well, he could always visit the beach at night. No sun, no piles or ashes…. oh, and no women, right? ;)

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    cdward  about 11 years ago

    He can sing Moondance on the beach at night.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 11 years ago

    the more pie, the bigger the pile of ashes…and the sooner you get there

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    pcolli  about 11 years ago

    The would seem to be more fat people on the beach these days, so Gary wouldn’t look out of place if he could endure the sun. At night time there are beach parties, raves, barbecues; so going out at night isn’t so silly.

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    byamrcn  about 11 years ago

    So go clubbing, Gary.

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    DavidGBA  about 11 years ago

    rhubarb, strawberry ?

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    cilantro55  about 11 years ago

    The filling is too solid-looking to be berry. From the color I’d say rare meat pie. Best not to inquire into the source of the meat.

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    Ambydextrous  about 11 years ago

    Why not just get one of those rings which would allow him to go out during the day.Offing a Salvatore can’t be that difficult. I suggest he go with Stephan.

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