Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 20, 2013

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    randayn  about 11 years ago

    Those pre-nups won’t write themselves!

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    emptc12  about 11 years ago

    Toilet trained at birth, he learned Lotus 1-2-3 at 18 months of age. Graphed his own height growth progress. Entered business school after kindergarten. The words “spread sheet” hold no hint of romance. Has his genome mapped, has chosen her for optimal genetic compatibility toward superior offspring. Has his unborn children already on the waiting list for Harvard.

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    erictee  about 11 years ago

    @emptc Excellent appraisal.

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