Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2013

Sometimes, I hate that.

Don’t worry, Rat; those men are not likely to get the chance to breed.

I didn’t realize that men in sweater vests could actually breed. Learn something new every day, I guess.

I don’t care much for PC. That’s why I have Mac. . ..

while I can’t say I’ve ever seen a sweater vest, I can tell you I have a swell collection of vest sweaters (they’re those sleeveless ones like roger ebert used to wear)

I wear sweater vests, and can kill Rat.

Most of the human population shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

But cool FLEECE vests are another matter entirely… I’m goin’ mountain biking now…

Can we get an “Amen”, please?

A smart bowtie certainly compliments a sweater vest!

My red shirt faded to pink and I’m too cheap to quit wearing it. Used to have some pink underwear for the same reason.

Same thing with baggy pants. If the kids knew and appreciated the meaning they’d be out of popularity quickly.

Rat is right about not being able to express one’s opinion in this day and age. Their is always going to be someone who declares you a racist, or a sexist, or you’r trying to deny them their first amendment rights, or an elietist, or whatever they can come up with to say your opnions prove you to be someone who does not belong in society as they want it to be. And what’s worse some of these individuals or groups will deliberately twist your words to mislead the public.

Correction Rat, Politician’s should not be allowed to breed. Or breath for that matter.

Now that I think of it, Rat is right.

Come on… Am I the only person here who’d breed with a man in a sweater vest?

Males who carry man purse should not be allowed to breed.

Right with you there.

Exactly!

So what’s wrong with a pink shirt? My husband has a pink t-shirt that says “Real Men Wear Pink”, and he wears when I wear my pink shirt that says “I’m A Survivor”. He’s glad to wear it and happy I’m here to wear mine.

Well, he’s right about the sweater vests. If they even can.