Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 26, 2013

Great mimes?

I wouldn’t normally use “great” and “mimes” in the same sentence.

there’s a face on top of his neck

If you do, use a silencer.But keep in mime, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

GROAN! she said silently.

Mimes are not a favorite of mine!

Citizen GROG!, you could use great in a sentence like this: Great Caesar’s ghost, it’s a large panto of mimes!Big ole face (or half of one) on the wall and a pig or puppy under the right mime. And that could be Barney on the floor between them.

Put some postage on that box along with a fake address and no return address and mail it. Sit down, have a cocktail and consider it a job well done.

“Learn the words!”—-Havelock Vetinari

GROAN – loud one.

Mime your Ps and Qs!

Those mimes looked like they are boxed in. Also, they have painted themselves into a corner with their stance.