asked her if she wanted to play “rodeo”, got on her from behind, grabbed her ears, told her i just made love to her roommate, tried to hold on for 8 seconds…
I was working in a restaurant in high school as a host. I was trying to impress one of the waitresses. She asked, “How do you like my haircut?” My reply? “It looks much better.”
wife complaining to husband, “I’ve got too many wrinkles cuz I’m too old. I’m too fat and none of my clothes fit. My hair style stinks. Honey, tell me some good news to cheer me up!”He said, “well, your eye sight is just about perfect.”..Hospital visiting hours are between 1 and 5.
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
Anyone ever tell you that you’ve got a big mouth?
King_Shark about 11 years ago
It never ceases to amaze me that Shoe has a girlfriend.
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
asked her if she wanted to play “rodeo”, got on her from behind, grabbed her ears, told her i just made love to her roommate, tried to hold on for 8 seconds…
Stagefright1970 about 11 years ago
I was working in a restaurant in high school as a host. I was trying to impress one of the waitresses. She asked, “How do you like my haircut?” My reply? “It looks much better.”
J Short about 11 years ago
Sexier? Take it off.
rugratz2222 about 11 years ago
wife complaining to husband, “I’ve got too many wrinkles cuz I’m too old. I’m too fat and none of my clothes fit. My hair style stinks. Honey, tell me some good news to cheer me up!”He said, “well, your eye sight is just about perfect.”..Hospital visiting hours are between 1 and 5.
wronhewitt about 11 years ago
“They’ll do it every time” – Jimmy Hatlo
westny77 about 11 years ago
For a newspaer editor u sure are dopey.