The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 01, 2013

I don’t think Baldwin is what “James Rado & Gerome Ragni” had in mind when they thought of long beautiful Hair

General George A. Custer. Ah, his yeller hair had luster!

“One of these is not like the others.”

Where’s Cousin Itt???

another sasquatch sighting

Well, all I can say is that there are some people who just don’t understand what a human is supposed to look like. We all have body hair, let’s celebrate it.

Should have been Eric Hair-lost instead of Bald-win

I’d hate to see Volume 64

Where is Robin Williams? Vol 64?

Q: Whut ya call a cupple of grads frum teh Plumbers University…???A: ….a Pair’a Faucet Majors….(rimshot*)

And why not….

In these daysOf humorous jestYour head grows baldBut not your chest

never understood why a man would cultivate on his face that which so readily grows on his (other cheeks)

I think when “Hair” was written, the likes of Baldwin was not what it was all about.