Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 21, 2013
March 15, 2013
March 22, 2013
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week: Quantum Heroics God-Man is relaxing over a game of YAHTZEE with Albert Einstein when... Einstein: Come on, FIVE...YES!! Large straight! God-Man: Excuse me, Al. I sense trouble on Maple Avenue! God-Man: What's wrong, Mrs. Huber? Mrs. Huber: God-Man! Walt isn't back from his Elks Club Meeting yet! I'm getting worried. Mrs. Huber: Maybe he's just running late and couldn't call -- but maybe he's been in an accident! God-Man asserts his God-Power over every atom in the universe... And then he is done. Mrs. Huber: So...that's it? Walt IS on his way home? God-Man: Probably. Mrs. Huber: PROBABLY? You can't do any better than THAT? God-Man: It's complicated, Mrs. Huber. Good luck! Mrs. Huber: Good LUCK?! You're God-Man! God-Man: ...she just didn't GET that omnipotence only goes so far! Aw, cheese-n-crackers! What's a guy gotta do to roll a SIX around here?!
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Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 11 years ago
I thought God didn’t do dice!?
rnmontgomery about 11 years ago
this strip goes a little to far down the road to blasphemy
Matthew Davis about 11 years ago
God doesn’t need a score sheet, he just remembers what his score is.
Curious that he came in through the wall but goes out through the door.
And what is that refreshing beverage in the oddly-shaped bottle he deserves after a job well done?
ickymungmung about 11 years ago
Re blasphemy: if the god you believe in doesn’t have a sense of humor then you are already screwed.
Mostly Water Premium Member about 11 years ago
… a little too far down the road to blasphemy? I’d give Ruben much more credit then that. It goes way down the road to blasphemy. No complaints by the way. I’m just enjoying our first amendment rights.
pstampfel Premium Member about 11 years ago
the road to blasphemy-wasn’t that a bing crosby-bob hope movie?
Randy B Premium Member about 11 years ago
God-power isn’t very impressive.Then again, God-Man doesn’t care.
gorbasche2 about 11 years ago
Har Har! Marvelous! I’m going to use that one!
lbatik about 11 years ago
Earth isn’t fallen, it’s still in orbit around the sun, same as it has been since its accretion!
kapock about 11 years ago
God-man may not be able to help us with all our little problems, but I’ve heard his bridge mix is Almighty! Will Einstein be able to keep that trim figure?
snugharborman-catalog about 11 years ago
God bless blasphemy!
Pharmakeus Ubik about 11 years ago
Good luck with that. If he cared about his old toys he wouldn’t ignore them.