Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 06, 2013

He’s reading a book on how to meet women. If she’s interested, she should say something.

Gary’s thick as Brick. (merging Jethro Tull and TV’s The Middle)

Yeah, wish he would bring back lonely vampire girl

Maybe we could get some guest appearances from the gals in Pibgorn.

Come on Gary, obvious solution here—go to a book club.

Oh, Gary, Gary,Gary! Another chance, missed. I hope it’s a good book….

I’d like a glass of merlot and a copy of the latest “Twilight” book, please.

I’ve had women approach me to see what I was reading.

One time it was FRENCH SCIENCE FICTION. She misunderstood the subject, but I learned quite a bit from her follow-through.

http://www.gocomics.com/scarygary/2010/2/28

suddenly she notices that his book is upside down and his drink has clotted.

The question I’ve got: Did Leopold push Gary so that Gary would get a life or so that Gary would get out of the house?