Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 12, 2013

Snerk!!

When he’s feeling nondescript he shops the General Store.

That should be a white sign with the word COMPANY on it with a bar code on the bottom.

The company’s main products are copy machines and industrial cookie cutters.

I remember seeing t-shirts when generic brands first came out that read: Contains 1 Generic Male. May vary according to size color and texture, but suitable for home use.

Shouldn’t he be, “John Anyman?”

Is the pot plant for show or something else?

john Q. public, CEO.

Ann Nonimus, his secretary. Office in Plains, Georgia.

Joe Sixpack works there.

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