Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 05, 2013
February 04, 2013
February 06, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: You're pretty good! Marigold: I know! Phoebe: How come you didn't want to show me? Marigold: If I were to take a spill it would make me appear undignified. Phoebe: So is blowing your nose on the curtains. Marigold: The ancient unicorn scrolls are very clear about the snot exception.
mauryfrench Premium Member about 11 years ago
I need to show my wife that Snot Exception .
rpmurray about 11 years ago
So what part of your anatomy do you wipe with the ancient unicorn scrolls?
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Phoebe’s bike probably wounders why no one’s ridden it in almost a year. At least she knows bike safety law. Also we now know Unicorns read scrolls. fun fact.
Gee Phoebe’s leg muscles are going to get weak if she rides unicorns more then she bikes. On the upside no one will ever saw threw her unicorn chain or cut the tiers or break the tail light.
Q4horse about 11 years ago
Phoebe wears a helmet when ridng her bike, but not when riding her unicorn? I always wear a helmet when I ride my horse, you never know when a spook will happen, not to mention those low hanging tree branches. As far as snot is concerned, my horse just blows it out at need. I have gotten hit with more than one snot showers.
Masterius about 11 years ago
My life is now complete: I have seen a unicorn roller skate!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Hmmmm.
Birdnose about 11 years ago
Most states have been lamentably slow to pass mandatory unicorn helmet laws.