Close to Home by John McPherson for February 12, 2013

Must be one of those stool pigeons.

And when she’s not looking that bird will get torn to pieces anyway!

Note to cat: 1 – extend claws. 2 – face human 3 – set paw speed to PUREE. 4. process until lumps are smooth. 5. give bones to the dog.

I can’t believe I’m the first to say this, but…

“Birds are friends, not food!”

Seriously? So do humans.

Yummy, tasty birds

Birds are food! Mice are food! What would cats eat if there were no humans with can openers. And, surprise, chickens are birds too.

Kitty looks kind of traumatized at the thought.

The same report pointed out that most feline kills are done not by well fed house cats, but by feral cats. The same report also question what would the pest population would be like without the presence of hunter cats.

Then, release the bird near a windmill.

Cats are evil.

frick that, eat that sucker. There’s a million years of evolution at work. Humans are the problem. Put a small bell around their neck and the birds are safe.

how many millions of chickens and ducks and gooses (I know, I know, “geese”) and turkeys do we kill and eat on an annual basis.-——————————————————————————————-

Most of those above mentioned creatures killed by man are replaced by man. The same cannot be said for those animals killed by cats.

Funny, that’s I talk to my baby niece when I tell her to “be nice to kitty.”As for said kitty, she can kill all the mice she wants…

I’m not much of a cat person, but good grief, let cats do what cats do. My take on animals can be summed up by comedian Jim Gaffigan, “fun to pet, better to chew”.

Try to train a Bankster: Nice borrower. No predatory practices with fine print. No fraud that creates underwater mortgages…