Garfield by Jim Davis for March 10, 2013

Time to relax and…wait, what?

the Parent-rap!

Nobody does nothing better than Garfield!

Why did Jon slap himself in the face? Rookie!

Rookie indeed.

Yes compared to Garfield Jon is a rookie at doing nothing.

We’re busy doing nothingWoking the whole day throughTrying to findLots of things not to doWe’re busy going nowhereIsn’t it just a crime?!We’d like to be unhappy, butWe never do have the time.

Those were the days, my friends.Now there are too many people doing nothing who would dearly love to be DOING something and EARNING something.

Only Garfield can’t do anything.

Step one to taking the day off is to turn off and unplug all phones. I once even went as far as to park my truck at a friend’s house the next street over so people thought I was not home.

You have much to learn young jon.

Hmmm. I wonder what the “something” is that she has in mind! Could be something interesting.

Awwwwwwwww! There’s THAT plan out the window.

LOL xxx

Gien the reflexive way he said “yes”, that was his GF, the vet.

The most I have seen of garfield is the bottom of his feet.

It can’t get better than a visit from Liz – but Jon may therefore have to put on a tie, one that Liz approves of.

That should of course be a visit TO Liz. All else still applies though.

I haven’t seen a phone like that in (literally) decades!

It would, Garfield is about as entertaining as a rock.

It is rare for us to agree Sarge, but I will have to go with you on this one!

wonder what Liz wants to do on Sunday????!!!!!

Isn’t it convenient that their right in behind the phone at the time?

Rookie mistake.

he should have just said no ended the call and slept all day