Tom Toles for January 31, 2013

Indeed. Another liar for Allah…

As opposed to a liar for Christ?

In the immortal words of Pete Townshend, “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.”

Anyone here remember Animal Farm?

My good fellow, clearly you’ve not made an acquaintance with “Jesus and Mo.” They’ve never actually been found in flagrante delicto, but they do spend an awful lot of time in bed with each other, and the strip is as funny as it is profound, or it’s profoundly funny, or…

Hey Texas! Perry is an ass!

Ain’t that the truth! Ahem…

nz4m60: Hey, We already know. Tell us something we don’t know. It is also a state that gerrymanders between census and ritually kills innocent people.

Good one.

A Libertarian website had a copy of the Egyptian Constitution posted and it was very interesting reading. Being as objective as I could muster I would say it is the most Socialist doctrine I have seen in recent history. I don’t think any of it has been implemented yet but it should be interesting to see what comes after all this military activity.

Good luck with that.

mickey1339: Military, socialist? You must use the Fox dictionary. Socialist countries like Iceland and Costa Rico don’t even have a military, nor do most of the small island nations. Belize rents Britain’s to keep capitalist Guatemala from invading.

Egyptians day by dayWould gaze upon the SphinxAnd very often say“You know, life really stinks!”Mubarak then resignedThough none could call it cleverAnd very soon they’ll findThat things are worse than ever

[I wrote that over a year ago…was I right? Yep!]