The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 15, 2013

Uber SNERK!!!

Sorry Charlie, it was Bill’s turn

He got smoked first so BIll doesn’t remember much.

They can the ones at the top of the pay scale…but it’s stupid, cos they don’t all work in a vacuum.

They’ll find out that the ones who got an extra fin or two in their celery packets were the backbone of the industry.

Alexikakos…. sorry I didn’t get back to answer you….

Yes, sometimes, a little… but that one I got…Remember, if it’s easy to read two ways, half the people might take each path…and it doesn’t make either of them wrong.Hey, I write a lot of obvious groaners (sea above), but I throw out a zillion that nobody gets…

I figure as long as I amuse myself, which is waaaay too easy, it’s OK.

My fantasy is that some day, maybe after I’m gone, some future comics archeologist will be reading the archives, and say… “Oh! I get it. Why didn’t anybody laugh? Maybe it wasn’t funny yet in the 21st century.”

Oh, hullo Bruno… we meet again on the net.Is that fishy?

Dogsniff….but now he sings a different tuna…

What a pair of pilchards.

And just the other week, he got pickled!!!

With apologies:.Starfish Tuna’s the best in the landHere I sit with a can in my hand.No scales to scrape, no guts to pitch,Just open the top on the son-of-a –.Small note: If these are supposed to be fish, the tail fins should be vertical, not horizontal. Cetaceans have horizontal tail fins.

Now I get it – they’re from Sardinia.

They had to scale back. He was working for the gilled.

He ws better of being fileted.

Can’t be a Tuna; no piano in the house.

What an inconvenient truth!

Maybe he should go back to school, just for the halibut.

Holy Mackerel!

will that be oil or water?

his boss is named Sir Dean (it’s a cheap shot but it’s late)

He’ll smell better if he’s in water.

sounds a little fishy . . . is she sure it was really bill?