Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2013

More cushion, less delusion.

As you go home, Goat, go have a talk with Mr. Pastis.

Go, Goat, before you’re caught up in the thralls of silly humor…

When will Goat learn?A: When it’s not funny anymore.

It’ll be safer there, Goat.

Today’s Mother Goose and Grimm is playing the Pastis pun game, too. I’m just going to quietly accompany Goat out of here now, before I go off my rocker….

Will somebody please go slap Pastis?

We have a little Goat cheezeeee here….

Pastis is off his rocker.

My first laugh of the day :)

@Ceeg22—He was returning a very, VERY thin book he had borrowed from Bob—“Smart Republicans in Congress”!!

classic patsis … love his play on words

Form fitting bubble butt cushions…$9.95….but order right now..

oh lord another pun?

@Plods with Beer (did I mention beer?) sure…

Probably a few years ago, when I read PBS for the first time.

I can’t wait for her to kick the bucket.

if you wish, hard enough “Dreams will come true”

sore butt? how do you think the chair feels?

Hahahahaha! Awkward…

I think that would be a very wise option, Goat.

xxx

Good one!! I willl remember to try that if ( when ) that happpens to me.

Stephan Pastis is off his rocker!

Stephan Pastis is off his rocker, but the funniest man alive.

We need more Goat!

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We all saw this one coming.

Is that Betty White? If so, she’s looking a lot younger today!

LOL!!!I always enjoy your jokes, Alex!!!!

how punny!

Goat really should have seen this one coming, after all the time he’s known Pig.

What was Goat doing there?