Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 10, 2013

Give it three days, doc, and he’ll puke prophlegm up.

“It could be fatal. Jonah? Oh, he’ll be just fine.”

it’s not uncommon these days

As the wise man (whale) says: Fear not, this too shall pass

ALL whales have throats way too small to swallow a grown human!!!

Hey doc, while you’re at it, see if you can remove the superstition, too.

As long as we’re splitting hairs, the bible says Jonah was swallowed by a great fish, not a whale.

Methinks someone fer got his comic age biology

Must be a pretty good hospital to have x-rays in color. (grin)

and Pinocchio was swallowed by a dog fish … which is a shark not a whale

Yeah! Great medical imagery!!

All part of the new Medicare Whaleness Plan.