The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 04, 2013

Most impressive, indeed.

Wait until you see his references…

He can write tomorrow’s and still go out and party all night tonight!

“Welcome aboard Mr. Reaper… or can I call you Grim?”

“I can thoroughly recommend this guy. A totally painless and non-humiliating experience. He’s visiting Great Aunt Maude next week.”

So first he reaps, and then he scoops?

Why is the “Editor in Chief” sign facing him? Is he likely to forget who he is?

Wow, you really killed ’em!

“Sorry, I’m not here for a job interview.”

Don’t take it Grim, it’s a dead end job.

Don’t Fear the Reaper!

Whos you daddy?

And, he never takes a day off.

got wheat?

Someone dies every second on average. There must be more than one Grim Reaper.

The ultimate game of “duck-duck-goose”.

DONT SHAKE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Thud) Too late.

Well he is good at creating work for himself.

Why does everybody die in alphabetical order? Glad my name is Zulch.

It would seem Death already has security in a solid growth industry. And if he is hired, would the union demand that “Death Takes a Holiday”?

got this one RONG !!