Monty by Jim Meddick for March 03, 2013
Transcript:
Hi. I'm here about the modeling job... I've been working on some poses... Ok, fine. Why don't you take off your clothes and step up onto the platform?... Take off my clothes?! What?... I... This is a nude figure drawing class. You read the ad, right? Uhhh... Model wanted Um I... Um.. Sorry. I... I think I missed that. Class, it looks like we'll be working on a still life today... Hey. By the way, man, if you know anyone who's interested in an easy $23.00 an hour send em over. Um... Did you say $23.00 an hour? Yeah, 23.
tattooedcyberidiot about 11 years ago
I’m guessing that fruit will get thrown away after the session
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Monty makes an interesting, rather gritty, figure study…. But he may have some trouble holding that pose for an hour.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Today, class, we’ll be painting “The Fruit of His Loins…. with Musical Back-up.”
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Aw Pacopuddy… thanks!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Those of you who thanked me for the link yesterday…. it came from tattooedcyberidiot…I just re-posted it as a live link.
It was posted to THAT site last summer… but I researched it a little and it seems to actually be from about 2001, when Robotman was removed.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
And tattoooed… Going pro has nothing to do with posting pics or links.
You just need to learn or cut-and-paste some simple HTML tags.
when I’m not so sleepy I can post some links to instructions if you like.
That said…. to me, Pro is well worth it, for what amounts to 3 cents a day, I see NO ads except for things like new strips on this site, or new books from the cartoonists, and no pop-ups ever.
Meanwhile, I couldn’t find many old Monty pics…. but these small ones are from Robotman days…I don’t see any curls by this point…. but he is thinner.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 11 years ago
The artists do not look impressed. I did life drawing at a university art course. My best works were of the not so perfect figures.
Aussie Down Under about 11 years ago
Monty has it all covered.
Clotty Peristalt about 11 years ago
That Dachshund is very subtle, isn’t it? Well, more subtle than an Oscar Mayer Wiener would have been anyway.
rockngolfer about 11 years ago
Reminds me of this guy posing with a bowl of marbles.*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwok6mHxgGM
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
I’ve decided not to be an artist, I just wanted to paint beautiful “things”…
TheBigPickle about 11 years ago
Would ya call that “the full Monty”?
ironflange about 11 years ago
For the love of God, don’t drop that bowl!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Yikes!
tattooedcyberidiot about 11 years ago
SunshineI probably did this the hardest way possible but:
Curly hair and all.In the full strip he ends up cowering rabbit-like under a tableNot wanting to take away from gocomics but i have addons (addoffs?) to take care of the ads.(and three stooges slap on the back of the head for fruit of his loins pun!)
boldyuma about 11 years ago
What?..What?..Nobody mentioned we are getting the“Full Monty” this Sunday?..lol..
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Thank you, Six!
br>And, wow…you CAN do it, T C Idiot!
The thing to watch out for is controlling the width…
Yours is fine, but if you’re using a picture wider than about 350 -375 pixels you have to put in width="350" or whatever size you want it to be.Otherwise it will be huge and annoy people…. especially anyone with an old computer or who has to use dial-up.
Pictures you can link to that are on the web and already of appropriate size are the easiest…if you’ve saved and/or altered them on your computer, you need to find a free hosting site where you can upload and link to them.
Chalkeye about 11 years ago
In 1984 Kal’s State U’s paid Models 7$ per for 2-3 hours.
AlanMoyer about 11 years ago
The pose he’s been working on? Adam at Home under Harrell’s cute pointing-finger"repartee" . . .
Montaholic about 11 years ago
Is that a banana in your bowl or are you just glad to see me?