He can only dream of getting cut abs.“Fatty, fatty two by fourCouldn’t get through the bathroom doorSo he did it on the floor,Licked it up and did some more.”Ahhh, childhood. Whoever said kids were innocent, never had any. (Never had older siblings, either.)
Linux0s about 11 years ago
Problem is you eat when you’re board.
Aussie Down Under about 11 years ago
So he’s now a 4×2.
margueritem about 11 years ago
I feel your pain…
Superfrog about 11 years ago
I’m getting lumber pains.
TiffWHO about 11 years ago
The only way he’ll fit now is if he’s changed into a couple table legs.
TiffWHO about 11 years ago
Does he “Pine” for the good ‘ol days? (Sorry, couldn’t resist pun, urge was too strong.)
orinoco womble about 11 years ago
He can only dream of getting cut abs.“Fatty, fatty two by fourCouldn’t get through the bathroom doorSo he did it on the floor,Licked it up and did some more.”Ahhh, childhood. Whoever said kids were innocent, never had any. (Never had older siblings, either.)
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Aw, she’s just gotten a little rough…
A visit to the dermatologist… boom…she’s S4S again, and everything fits.
Wish that worked for humans!
PICTO about 11 years ago
Just how does a board become a beam?
zman111666 about 11 years ago
Wood… heh heh
jimpallas about 11 years ago
But 2×4s have gotten thinner.??
Digital Frog about 11 years ago
Just needs a little sprucing up and he could be a real stud again.
xpurplezebra about 11 years ago
omg a square woody!
bmonk about 11 years ago
Go out with a railroad tie, and she will look comparatively skinny. And be ready for a black tie event. . . .
blunebottle about 11 years ago
Well, it looks like female eyelashes to me….