That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 22, 2013

Have we seen this guy before? Those tight pants look familiar…

Marg….. you gotta stay away from the waterfront!

Those spanx look painted on, thank goodness his legs are crossed.

" Does my tailor really expect me to pay this bill ? "

Cap did not realize when he signed on to dance the Nutcracker that the tights would be that tight.

And he was expected to ride in em, too!No wonder he’s holding a “Dear Joao” letter…

He has to cross his legs, the tailor forgot to insert the cod piece. He’s so embarrassed.

do spanx work?

Rerun.

I was also thinking I’d seen this before.

Curious thing is the pants were not stretchy fabric, so artist probably exaggerated smoothness. They actuall had buttons and were constructed to “fit”.

As every woman knows, nothing fits that perfectly as you change position (especially sitting vs standing).

That’s why god created lycra ;-P

is that Paul Simon’s GGGF…. or Jamie Lee Curtis in an off broadway role….?

Waiting for the six o’clock news.

Fool-proof offensive strategy. Enemy laughing so hard they can’t fight. Never had a chance to mistake them as a surrender flag . . .

Heh. Heh heh. Heh. He said “Inhampube”. Heh heh.

He’s a leg man.

Short story: A man dressed only in a layer of Saran-wrap visits a psychiatrist. Asks “what’s wrong with me, Doc?”. Psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts”.Sorry SORRY…

“…and from that day on, they called him Captain Bulge.”

Brazil? Probably a Portuguese captain.