Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 31, 2013

I surely miss Rhino Lager. Unavailable here in the Philippines.

Rhino whine.

Thank goodness for Viagra, or that rhino would have lost that horn long ago.

Well, let it down: it puts your horn in a good position and your mouth close to the grass.

I went and tried “What is the weight of a rhino’s head?” at ask.com. It said 1000 kilograms, or close to 2000 pounds. Looks like the author did his research! :D