Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2013

Watch it! That cop has a low margerine of tolerance for backtalk.

Time to grease a few palms.

(Don’t worry, Parkay… you can do that even if you don’t contain any palm oil.)

Having to walk a little farther would be good for him anyhow….he’s looking kinda tubby.

nerts. She’s just like one of the witches goons. o-le-o o-leee-o.

I buy “I cain’t believe it ain’t butter.”

It’s an Imperial trap!

If you stop eating cheese, you can eat all the butter and drink all the whole milk, (4% butter fat, (cheese: 90%)) that you want…I’m lucky, I’ve never liked cheese. Imagine three or four pats of butter on a baked potato at a restaurant, Mmmmmm..Sour cream? .Go for it…Cheese is icky anyway…..

Just because she’s wearing a Blue Bonnet…….

@Varnes

not sure what kind of cheese you’re talking about, but the ratio on most common cheeses is about 60%fat/30% protein.(most of the remaining 10% is water) whereas butter is about 80% fat and very little (around 1-2%)protein.

It’s Heckavagood!