Coffe is on me Clarence.
NO thanks, Joe. Im drinking water.
Charlene has on a "fast" this week.
No meat
No dairy
No yeast,
No Caffeine,
No salt,
No sugar.
No wonder you're such a grouch lately.
My wife has fled the country,
I’m on a “shock” diet for the next 2 weeks. No meat, white flour, white rice, white potatoes. Skim milk and 0% fat yogurt only, egg whites, brown rice, beans, oatmeal, fruits and veggies only. I want my meat and sugar!! I know fruits and vegetables are sweet, but I really want the ‘forbidden’ items to balance the sweetness of all the rest of the food.
Food sensitivies have whittled my allowables down to just pork, egg yolks, corn, rice, veggies (except potatoes or soy products) and a few fruits (can’t have cherries, pineapple, bananas, peaches, apricots, pears). I get by with having some things that don’t seem to bother me too much, like cheese and the occasional egg or ground turkey.
I have the perfect diet for folks….eat less and exercise more. Now, how do you suppose I could turn that into about 15 chapters to publish so I can make a mint?
rpmurray about 11 years ago
With all the good stuff verboten, that leaves only – Gasp! – veggies. Shudder.
Ervin Johnson about 11 years ago
I tried something similar this past week… it was not a good week. :)
ewalnut about 11 years ago
The only time I “go on a fast” is when I’m too sick to eat.
mkahn about 11 years ago
I’m on the seafood diet…I see food, and I eat it.
Dragon0131 about 11 years ago
I’m on a “shock” diet for the next 2 weeks. No meat, white flour, white rice, white potatoes. Skim milk and 0% fat yogurt only, egg whites, brown rice, beans, oatmeal, fruits and veggies only. I want my meat and sugar!! I know fruits and vegetables are sweet, but I really want the ‘forbidden’ items to balance the sweetness of all the rest of the food.
Gokie5 about 11 years ago
Food sensitivies have whittled my allowables down to just pork, egg yolks, corn, rice, veggies (except potatoes or soy products) and a few fruits (can’t have cherries, pineapple, bananas, peaches, apricots, pears). I get by with having some things that don’t seem to bother me too much, like cheese and the occasional egg or ground turkey.
Dr Lou Premium Member about 11 years ago
I have the perfect diet for folks….eat less and exercise more. Now, how do you suppose I could turn that into about 15 chapters to publish so I can make a mint?
prasrinivara about 11 years ago
That’s not a fast, that’s Garfield’s definition of “diet” (“die” with “t” added on)