The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 31, 2013

What?!? Now they’ll have to refilm the whole darn thing!

“Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago” – Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

“The farce is with him.”

Ack! Does this mean that Obi Wan was fooling around with Padme on the side?

“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”

“What’s that make us?”

“Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.”

Now , that IS a funny!!!

“Luke, I’m not the father you’re looking for.”

I looked up MIDICHLORIAN and I can’t say all of what it says but it is a word George Lucas made up.

Uh-oh… Luke is about to become Bantha fodder…

Does that mean he can date Leia?

Would have been funnier if the scene had luke holding his arm and Vader’s arm extended and some guy in the background coming in “We just tested that severed hand and no you are NOT his father..”

“It ain’t me babe….I’m not the one you’re looking for….”

Some got to Padame first. Woooooooooo!

Search your feelings; you know it to be truly funny.

Brothers and sisters: I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son. Who am I?

I remember some joke about redneck star wars…..“Luke, I am your father…..and your uncle”.

Darth has a Jones for better voice-overs

Did they have DNA testing a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away?